firearmsandfisticuffs:

IF I EVER MISGENDER YOU FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ME!!! YOUR GENDER IDENTITY IS NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD REMAIN QUIET ABOUT AND I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY SCREW UPS I MAY HAVE DONE/MAY DO IN THE FUTURE

I WANT YOU TO BE COMFORTABLE TALKING TO ME

(via ju5t4n3rd)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 47911 |
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pizza:
favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

(Source: forever)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 18888 |

pixiesizedprincess:

A few years ago, Folkwear had a yukata pattern that has since been discontinued. Before it was discontinued, I bought the pattern and now that I’ve scanned it, I’ve decided to upload it here. It can be a bit confusing at first, but once you get the idea, you will find that yukata are very easy to make. This pattern is also really easy to modify. 

(via finalcosplaycorps)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 114 | reference |sewing |
thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

thefruitythebooty:

simsgonewrong:

Come, sit down.

his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’

(via smashleyprotege)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 134089 |

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

(via sunderlandsleeping)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 55748 |

leftforbed:

alphaidiot:

n0null:

hHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i waS WAITING FOR THIS

god fucking damn it

(Source: kurtlocked, via competitive-apnea)

blaineanderzon:

it’s about time someone in the public eye said this

(via ohmygogapplejuice)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 25105 |
french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore, via yogvrt)

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 102606 |

rufioh-what-a-babe:

sunderlandsleeping:

rufioh-what-a-babe:

sunderlandsleeping:

berzerktoaster:

spanish homework you say

que tarea

no hablo español

no hay un examen la próxima semana

no tengo que estudiar

jajajaja de que estás hablando amigo

I dont speak es span yol.

yo fuckers makin fun of me

I dont know Jenn is speaking Spain ish

i will kick all of you

wow what all i did was complain about homework and exams

Posted @ May. 22,2013 | 7 | Senseless drabbles |

somehow while taking the trash out I managed to knock my ankle on the can and hit a nerve really hard and I couldn’t stand on the foot and the can was blocking my way into the house so I dragged it down the driveway hopping on one foot do you have any idea how much that 40-gallon thing weighed oh my god that was horrible and now my good foot hurts worse than the injured one

  • me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
  • me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
Posted @ May. 21,2013 | 23028 |

spanish homework you say

que tarea

no hablo español

no hay un examen la próxima semana

no tengo que estudiar

jajajaja de que estás hablando amigo

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via rolaltheatre)

Posted @ May. 21,2013 | 95616 |

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via meeperme)

Posted @ May. 21,2013 | 119192 |

sketchythought:

traceexcalibur:

a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together

That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today. 

(via rosesollux)

Posted @ May. 21,2013 | 44941 |
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