rufioh-what-a-babe:
sunderlandsleeping:
rufioh-what-a-babe:
sunderlandsleeping:
berzerktoaster:
spanish homework you say
que tarea
no hablo español
no hay un examen la próxima semana
no tengo que estudiar
jajajaja de que estás hablando amigo
I dont speak es span yol.
yo fuckers makin fun of me
I dont know Jenn is speaking Spain ish
i will kick all of you
wow what all i did was complain about homework and exams
somehow while taking the trash out I managed to knock my ankle on the can and hit a nerve really hard and I couldn’t stand on the foot and the can was blocking my way into the house so I dragged it down the driveway hopping on one foot do you have any idea how much that 40-gallon thing weighed oh my god that was horrible and now my good foot hurts worse than the injured one
spanish homework you say
que tarea
no hablo español
no hay un examen la próxima semana
no tengo que estudiar
jajajaja de que estás hablando amigo
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via rolaltheatre)
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(Source: u-ltravi0lets, via meeperme)
sketchythought:
traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
(via rosesollux)